Drink Recipes - Cocktails

Drink Directory for this page:
Fart in The Ocean
A Goodnight Kiss
501 Blues  
A Perfect Margarita  
Adios Motherfucker
Black Tartan/Black Celt
Blue Bay
Blue Cosmopolitan
Blue Lagoon
Brown Cow
Brown Sugar
Call Me a Cab
Candy Cane
Cement Mixer

Fart In The Ocean

2 oz Tequila, almond flavored
4 oz 7-Up 

Add tequila and chilled 7-UP to glass, drop in one sweet prune in each glass. Add ice if you wish.

A Goodnight Kiss

4 oz Champagne 
1 splash Campari 
1 cube Sugar 
1 drop Angostura bitters 

Put one drop of Angostura Bitter on sugar cube and drop in flute. Add champagne and splash of Campari.


2 oz Strawberry schnapps 
2 oz Orange juice 
2 oz Cranberry juice 
Club soda 

Pour schnapps, orange juice, and cranberry juice over ice in a highball glass. Top with club soda and serve.

501 Blues
1 shot Vodka
1 shot Blue Curacao
1 shot Blueberry Schnapps
Sour mix, bottled

In a large glass filled with ice add vodka, blue Curacao, and blueberry schnapps. Fill the rest with sours and 7UP. Shake and garnish with a cherry.

A Perfect Margarita

1 1/2 ounces Cuervo 1800 Tequila
1/2 ounce Grand Marnier
1/2 ounce Cointreau
4 ounces Sour Mix, bottled
1 1/2 ounces Lime Juice
Dash Simple syrup

Blend with ice or pour over the rocks.

Adios Motherfucker
1 ounce Gin
1 ounce Light Rum
1 ounce Tequila -- just under
1 ounce Vodka
1 1/2 ounces Blue Curacao
2 ounces Sweet and Sour
1 ounce Sprite

Shake Gin, Rum, Tequila, Vodka, Curacao, and S&S in Ice, pour into glass, and gently pour sprite on top. Tastes best on the rocks.

NOTES : It's a popular drink here in southern CA, especially close to the Mexican Border. Because of the location and it's particularly lethal content w/o any alcohol taste (if it's done right), it's known as an "Adios Motherfucker." Pardon the profanity, but if you try a couple (hell, just try one), you'll understand. It's my favorite drink.

Black Tartan/Black Celt

1 part Scotch
1 part Irish Whiskey
1 1/2 parts Kahlua
1/2 part Drambuie

Black Tartan:
Pour over ice in layers (old-fashioned glass)

Black Celt:
Shake w/ ice, pour over ice

Blue Bay

1/3 part Curacao
2/3 parts Lemonade

First pour in Curacao then the Lemonade for a layered effect.
NOTES: Recipe adapted from back of bottle of Blue Curacao. The perfect drink for those who enjoy alcohol but not the taste of it!

Blue Cosmopolitan

3/4 ounce Absolut
1/2 ounce Triple Sec
1/2 ounce Lime Juice
1 ounce Blue Curacao

Blue Lagoon

1 shot Blue Curacao

Pour the Blue Curacao into glass and will with Lemonade, gin to taste.


1 part Yukon Jack
1 part Rumpleminz
1 part Goldschlager

NOTES : **note: only for the very brave (or very fool-hardy!) it smells (and tastes) like very strong mouthwash !!!

Brown Cow

1 ounce Whiskey
Root beer
1/2 ounce Heavy cream
1/2 ounce Kahlua

Add crushed ice to a tall glass. Pour whiskey over crushed ice. Fill glass 2/3 full with root beer. Pour in cream and then Kaluah. Stir lightly and drink with a straw

Brown Sugar

2 shots Kahlua
1 shot Dark Rum

Serve over ice.


1 ounce Vodka
1 ounce Kahlua
1/2 cup Half and half
1/2 cup Cola

Add vodka, Kahlua and Coke. Add cream last so it will float on top. Mix well.

Call Me a Cab

1 part Midori
1 part Peach Schnapps
1 part Coconut Rum
1 part Creme de Banana
1 part Stoli Orange Vodka
1 part Southern Comfort
Cranberry juice
Pineapple juice

Mix all together in a highball with ice. Add cranberry, pineapple and sprite. You are good to go.

Candy Cane

1 shot Peppermint Schnapps
Half and half

Pour schnapps over ice, fill with half- &-half, and lace with grenadine.

Cement Mixer

1 1/2 ounces Irish Cream
1 ounce Kahlua
1/2 ounce 151 Rum

Mix together and enjoy.


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